10 Reasons Why I Hate Ron Browz

I don't know Ron Browz personally...but he bothers me. Not quite on a Soulja Boy level but he's getting there. I thought I would put together my list of 10 reasons why I hate Ron Browz. Enjoy...

10 REASONS WHY I HATE RON BROWZ

10. His name isn't Ron Brownz. I know I'm not the only one that feels like they should be riding the short bus when they say this dude's name. It just seems unnatural. If I'm gonna say your name, please don't make me put in effort doing it.

9. He thinks Auto-Tune is new...it's not.

8. He produced "Ether" in 2001 and still talks about it (and even refers to himself as "Ether Boy"). Just Blaze produced "Song Cry" in 2001 but you don't see him referring to himself as "Song Cry Boy." People like the song "Ether" and the Jay-Z Vs. Nas battle...not you.

7. He did this:

I'm pretty sure doing that in some countries would get you stoned to death.

6. He created a dance that is somehow gayer than "Crank Dat." Look Browz, I've seen enough grown ass 25 year-olds "crankin' dat" in the club to last me a lifetime. People over the age of 20 don't do synchronized dance moves. And if they do, I give all club patrons permission to stomp them. That is all.

5. He produced 4 songs for DJ Webstar. I dislike anyone that supports this kind of stuff:

Giving Browz a break for a minute, you see how old this kid is in the video? Do you think he'll ever get laid by an attractive broad? And why does this song always make me think of Lipton Cup-A-Soup? Back to Browz, he produced 4 songs on DJ Webstar's album...did I mention that?

4. You know he thinks "Arab Money" is unique and inventive. Um...what about this?:

I don't know if that's Arabic sampled on the hook (which is a shame since I'm Arabic) but that song came out in 2002. Old ideas 3 - Ron Browz 0.

3. He has yet to actually jump out a window.

2. He thinks he's bringing the east coast back. Note to Browz: I've heard a huge qualification of bringing the east coast back is being able to Rap. Sadly, you lack this qualification according to my standards test.

1. Judging by this list, I'm the real "Ether Boy."

Comments

[CM]

The sample on ERICK SERMON'S 'REACT' is Indian..nog arabic..

[broken cool]

Thanks for the heads up CM